Who Else Wants to Be
a Complete Asshole, Have No Friends & Make Absolutely No Money Online?
Take Just 5 Minutes to Read This
Letter and Find Out How You Can Join The Thousands of Internet Marketing Shitheads Ruling the Internet Today.
Hi, my name is Evan Martin and over the years, I have perfected the
technique of being an Internet Marketing Shithead. I have been so
successful at it that, until now, I didn't want to divulge any of my
secrets to the public. But then I heard about this stupid bitch calling
herself an "Internet Marketing Sweetie" comes along and she
tries to tell everyone that the key to making good money online is being
nice to people. What a load of crap! I would never stoop that level and "pimp"
myself just to make a few bucks.
If that stupid cow is going to run
around the net telling people all this garbage, it's time that I finally
expose the truth about how to act online.
Try Out Some of These "Tried & True" Internet Marketing Shithead Tactics & See How Your Life Changes Overnight
I've created a comprehensive 356-page guide with practical
step-by-step strategies that will help you reach your goals almost
instantly. Here's just a sample of what's inside:
Go to forums and tell people they're stupid, even if you don't know
what you're talking about (pg. 110)
Try to extort money from affiliate program owners, particularly
the ones that pay you regularly and on
time (pg. 320)
Start your own affiliate program and don't pay anyone (pg 78)
Use forums to take shots at every "guru" that is doing better
than you ( pg.92)
Post messages on forums to piss people off and then go back and edit
your posts so nobody knows why everyone is pissed off (pg.38)
Reproduce other people's reprint articles without their byline.
Or better yet, just steal their content that is not for reprint (pg. 2)
You can even automate the process above, by using "scraping"
software that automatically pulls content off other people's websites
and makes it your own...and you don't even have to give credit for it
(pg. 2)
Get even further mileage out of scraped content by putting it
through what's called an article spinner, so the result is gibberish,
but you can create 100 pages of gibberish out of just one stolen
article. Priceless (pg. 3)
Add people to your newsletter list without their permission. When
you send your email out, make sure you don't have an unsubscribe link
and make sure you use a "no-reply" address (pg. 139)
Don't honor your refund policy. Just delete the emails and get on
with your day (pg. 17)
Use software to farm email addresses off websites and then email
penis enlargement ads to those people, especially if they are women
(pg.32)
Put down other people and products, just to get a little extra
attention for yourself (pg.99)
Don't make friends with anyone who's in the same market as you
for fear they might try to promote your products as an affiliate
(pg.180)
Create a product with limited resell rights and then sell it over
and over again. Then, once you get caught and publicly questioned...just
keep selling the resell rights. Warning: This one might actually make
you some money, but a lot of people will hate you when you're done (pg.
128)
Take comments out of context and post them on your website as
true facts (pg. 12)
Get really mad at a forum and say you're never coming back. Then
come back the next day to post an ad for one of your products (pg. 2)
If you have a problem with someone, post it on a public forum,
instead of being a man and talking to the person directly (pg. 233)
Be as jealous as possible of people who are more successful than you
and publicly denounce things they do, but don't mention any names so you
can't be called on it (pg. 170)
Buy a bunch of ebooks and ask for a refund 2 minutes later. Make
sure to tell the product seller "this is just a bunch of rehashed crap,"
even though you haven't read any of it (pg.
56)
Shut down your company without any notice and leave your clients
wondering what is happening for a couple of days. Also, make sure the
contract you sign with your clients says you'll give 30-days notice of
contract termination, but don't honor it (pg. 286)
Let creative people come up with great ideas first and then rip
them off, create the same product and charge 1/2 what they are charging
for it (pg. 112)
Join a popular membership site and mine all the paid content for new
products of your own (pg. 82)
Go to seminars and engage in as many conversations as possible on
topics that are sure to insult, inflame, and embitter anyone who might
have otherwise done a JV with you. It's also probably appropriate to do
tequila shots with your pants down. (pg. 97)
Harass people to sign up for your affiliate program. When they say
no, get really pissed off and make some threats. Even better, be sure to
ask people to join who don't even reach your target market and get even
more mad at these people when say no (pg. 201)
Call other website owners without regard to their time zone, even
if their business hours are clearly posted on their website. For
example, if you live on the East Coast of the US, be sure to call
someone lives in California at 9 AM your time. You're sure to wake up
that Californian at 6 AM (pg. 159)
Contact other website owners and tell them you're interested in
advertising on their website. Then when they reply to your inquiry, tell
them you really just want them to join your affiliate program (pg. 23)
Go to a message board and post your chain letter scam ad in every
single forum. Once the posts are deleted, go back and post them again (pg. 202)
Go to a fellow Internet marketer's home and insult him and all
his guests. By the way, if you can't get to his home, just go to his
blog and post insults to him and his readers instead (pg. 162)
I know you're itching to get your hands on this guide because this is
just the tip of the iceberg. I have so many more techniques that have
helped me get to where I am today. But before I let you order, I want to
make sure you have what it takes to be a true Internet Marketing Shithead.
If you're kind of wishy-washy or sometimes like to be considerate of
other, hit the road. This guide ain't for you. That's why I need you to...
Answer
These Questions Before You Order To See If The Shithead System Is For You
Are you in a
pissed of mood from the moment you wake up to the time you go to sleep?
Do you hate people that are more successful than you?
Do you think that all people who teach about Internet marketing are scam
artists?
Are you still a
virgin?
Does your mother
refuse to take your phone calls?
Do you think all Internet marketing information should be free?
Do you think
copyright laws are complete B.S?
Do you like
to talk about topics you know nothing about and think anyone who disagrees
with you is an idiot?
Do you think
showering every day is completely unnecessary?
Do you think
public forum rules are a load of crap? If they're public, you should be
able to do whatever you want there.
If you said yes, to at least 7 of the above questions...I
welcome you to start applying my system to your live. I know you'll
experience immediate changes in your life once you start using my
techniques.
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